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Friday, March 18, 2011

Number 3 and an expaination.

OK so there is still no answer to why or how I ended up in the bathroom last night or why I lost time, so I'm just gonna leave it alone, because once you start diggin you don't just stop, and if you dig deep enough you will find crap.


Alright on to number 3, some of you are going to be mad at me for not including the Friday the 13th series on my list, now I love these movies, but the reason for exclusion is this. Mainly they never knew where they were going with the movies, just based off the killers alone, check this out, here is a quick rundown of the movies and killer and the way they were offed.

Part 1. Mrs. Pamela Vorhees ( Jason's mom ) - Decapitation
Part 2 Bag over his head Jason - Machete to the neck, but he jumps through the window at the end and they never explain what happened.
Part 3 Stolen Hockey mask from Chubby goofey Actor teen Shelly, Jason - Hung then a Machete to the head.
Part 4. Woke up in the morgue hockey masked Jason - Corey Feldmen's character Tommy Jarvis puts a machete in his head and chops him up
Part 5. Not Jason at all.  One of the Paramedics just so happened to be the father of a fat mental patient that was killed at a rehab type nut-house by one of the other nuts, also it happened to be the place where an older Tommy Jarvis is at. The dad goes nuts puts on a mask and starts killing - died when he was pushed off the barn on some well placed spikes. At the end of the movie they tease that Tommy is the new Jason.
Part 6. They forget all of what happened in Part 5. so a Supernatural Jason emerges when an older Tommy tries to destroy Jason''s body at a graveyard he digs him up and impales with a big metal pike and it gets hit by lightning and re-animates Jason - Dies when Tommy takes a big rock tied with a chain around it and hooks it to Jason keeping him under water.
Part 7. Jason still under water gets cut loose when a Carrie with a 6th sense knock off girl tries to bring her father who also died in the lake back to life but by accident brings Jason back - Until at the end when a brought back to life dad re-hooks the chain to Jason putting him back in the water.
Part 8. 2 teens on a boat drop anchor in Crystal Lake it hits a power line which brings back Jason - Killed by raw sewage that some how turned back to a little boy again wow.
Part 9. Once again they forget about the last film and Jason is still alive, only to be blown up by some military type people, then a coroner eats his heart and Jason can body jump - Killed when the daughter of his never before mentioned sister drives a dagger through his heart, at the very end a Freddy Kreuger hand pops up from the ground and grabs Jason's mask, how nice of him.
Part 10. Jason is cryo-genically frozen only to be awakened on a space ship some 400 years later - He doesn't really die just see him kinda burning up in the atmosphere upon re-entry to Earth 2 just so happens it's a camp lake.
Part 11. Brought back by Freddy fights Freddy both survive and Jason is carrying Freddy's head which is still alive and winking.

There you have people all that crazy and inconsistent stuff is why it does not crack my top ten.

OK number 3 is A nightmare n Elm Street it was a new idea in horror it became a pop culture Icon, while it's sequels may tread off the beaten path the first is still relevent, enjoyable and scary today. Enjoy Eye listeners.

10. Night of the Living Dead/last 20 min of Shaun of the Dead.
9. Suspiria
8. The Exorcist
7. Lost Boys
6. Paranormal Activity/The Blair Witch Project
5. Scream Series
4. The Shinning/ The Birds
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street

2 comments:

  1. G'day Dave. Great run down on the saga of Jason. I enjoyed reading it. How did you remember all of that. Well done. Take care. Liz....

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  2. I can honestly say I did that out of 100% memory, I've seen them all about 3 - 400 times, no joke. like I said love the movies but they are in the 11-15 range I think. This has been a tough list but I have had a blast doing it. 1&2 are coming so get set for it.

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